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Pen Spinning, Baby Elephant & Great Status Posts

April 30, 2012

Be LIKEable on Facebook, share these…

Great Status Posts that will get you LIKEs:

  • LIKE if you hate when you… say something funny & then someone says it louder & gets the credit. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • That amazing moment when you find money in your clothes that you forgot was there.
  • All guys should learn from Mario. No matter how far their princess is, they should go after her.
  • Based on a psychological study, a crush only lasts for a maximum of 4 months. If it exceeds, you’re already in love.
  • That awkward moment when you fail at being mad at someone because they make you laugh .. (-_-)
  • Cat: Meow … Me: Meow? … Cat: Meow meow … Me: Oh my lord. I speak cat.
  • Someone might not perfect but at least give them a chance.. they might worth it.
  • Apologizing does not always mean you are wrong. It just means that you value your relationships more than your ego.  (228+LIKEs & 18Shares in 5 mins – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Lazy Rule #214: No shower is needed, if you’re not going anywhere.
  • Haters will broadcast your failure, but whisper your success.
  • My mind was blown when I realized “OK” is a sideways person.
  • Things I dislike waking up in the morning, checking my phone, and seeing no “good morning” text from you.
  • No matter how many times I’ve been done wrong, I’ll continue to be faithful, honest, and loving; sooner or later someone will appreciate it.
  • When someone compliments you and you can’t stop smiling like an idiot.
  • I like how the Ninja Turtles wear masks. Good way to hide your identity, its not like your a giant turtle or anything.  (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • The best kinds of laughter: 1) Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent. 2) Feeling a 6 pack coming. 3) Tears in your eyes.

Just a Baby Elephant:

Baby Elephant

Ah-Dor-ABLE! How cute is this baby elephant?!?!?! Share this picture by hovering your mouse over and clicking “Click to Share” your Facebook friends will thank you later :)

Ever Spin your Pen in class or @work because you’re bored? Well… try this:

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That’s some EPIC Pen Spinning maneuvers! Share this video with your Facebook friends and see if they can spin like that :) This video will get you some LIKEs and interesting comments.

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Top 20 Status Updates, Internet Cat, & Kid Trolls Reporter

April 27, 2012

Start an interesting Facebook conversation with these…

Top Statuses of the Week:

  1. When you judge people based on their expressions, that’s facial profiling.  (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iOS App ★★★★★)
  2. Being faithful to your boyfriend or girlfriend should be common sense.
  3. LIKE if you slap your pockets to make sure you haven’t lost anything.
  4. 工 ﾚo√乇 ㄚ◯∪
  5. Sometimes you have to forget what you feel and remember what you deserve.
  6. Your EX is just live proof that you can do better, A perfect EXample of what you shouldn’t want, & motivation to get what you deserve.
  7. Calories: Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little tighter each night.   (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  8. That awkward moment when you think someone is ignoring you when in reality you just didn’t press send.
  9. fi yuo cna raed tihs whit no porlbem, yuo aer smrat. liek fi yuo aer smrat.
  10. We all have that one creepy neighbor that never comes out of their house.
  11. If you’re a 90′s kid, you’re not really a kid anymore.
  12. “Everything happens for a reason.” No you just screwed up.
  13. Love today, forget yesterday and believe in a better tomorrow.
  14. Facebook is the reason why my work is not done.
  15. It takes patience to listen but it takes skill to pretend you are actually listening.
  16. I hate how after an argument I think of really clever stuff I should have said.
  17. When I’m ignoring a phone call, the phone seems to ring far longer than usual.
  18. Keep your heels, head, and standards high.
  19. Never tell your problems to anyone. 20% don’t care and the other 80% are glad you have them.
  20. It’s impossible to say “I wasn’t talking to you” politely.  (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
Got some Witty Status Posts but, we’ve also got a lot of relationship & love status updates there! Don’t be so serious guys :) Keep it funny and enjoy your weekend!

Kitteh Findz Interwebs:

Kitty Interwebs

Share that viral gem with your Facebook friends for instant meow factor.

Little Kid Trolls Reporter:

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Hahah! Those are some awesome funny faces kid, you’ve done some real good work there. Share this epic viral trolling with your friends for some extra LIKEs and interesting comments.

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Make It Count, P. Diddy Confused, & Status Updates about Life

April 26, 2012

Best Statuses in Town, posted daily!

Status Updates for Everyday Life:

  • In America, we will eventually have a President that used to play Pokemon as a child. Scary.  (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iOS App ★★★★★)
  • We all have that one friend that makes us laugh with their stupidity.
  • If you can’t laugh at yourself, then please allow me.
  • Being there for people, because you know what it’s like to have no one there for you.
  • That awful feeling when you reach for your towel after a hot shower and there’s nothing there.
  • Never change who you are just because somebody else has a problem with it.
  • What’s on the board: 2•54/57(7+5/6)²•ab-c³ What teacher sees: 2+2=4 What you see: すきうせちし What you remember:
  • I don’t like to think before I speak. I like to be just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.   (259+ LIKEs & 43 Shares in 5 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • How to Get a Social Life…1. Unplug your WiFi router.2. Go outside.
  • Go duck a sick. You read that that wrong. You read that wrong too.
  • Kid’s dad joined Facebook..kid’s status: “WTF, dad joined Facebook!!…” Dad asked kid, ‘what is WTF?’ Kid replies, ‘Welcome To Facebook’.
  • Lazy Rule #102:Why should I make the bed if I’m going to sleep in it again?
  • What to do when you’re wrong: a) admit you’re wrong, b) make adjustments, c) move along.
  • Looking at your best friend and laughing because you know what they’re thinking.  (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Life’s just one big awkward moment.

P. Diddy is very confused… Can you tell why he is confused???

P. Diddy confused by money

How did that single dollar bill get in there?!?! Must be nice, P. Diddy, must be nice! Share that picture with the other 99% by hovering your mouse over and clicking share.

Nike Paid this guy to make a commercial, instead this is what he did with the money…

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Life is a Sport, Make it Count! Great Viral Video to share with your friends on Facebook.

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Zoo Fight, Chillin’ Dog, & 15 Status Posts that get LIKEs.

April 25, 2012

Step your statuses up…

15 Awesome Status Posts:

  1. You’ll never be as young as you are now.  (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  2. Trying to find a song you heard on the radio by Googling a phrase from it.
  3. No matter how old I get, I’m still gonna mentally sing the ABC’s to see which letter comes next.
  4. Without humor life is boring. Without love life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible.
  5. The older the Facebook post, the creepier your “like” becomes.
  6. If breakups never existed, the music industry would go BANKRUPT.
  7. The first five days after the weekend are always the toughest.  (198+LIKEs & 29Shares in 3 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  8. You’re as useless as the “ay” in “okay”.
  9. If I like you, I’ll make you a cheese sandwich. If I love you, I’ll grill it.
  10. When I’m on the phone I move my arms around when I’m giving directions even if the person can’t see me.
  11. People usually complain about their looks, but no one complains about their brains.
  12. Just remember, someone loves everything you hate about yourself.
  13. Snooki’s Pregnant? Uh oh, we got a little situation!
  14. Advantage of being colorblind: You can solve a Rubik’s cube as soon as you pick it up! (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  15. Kicking a man while he’s down burns 150 calories.

Ah, I’ll just sit here & wait for you…

Chillin' Dog

Haha, now that is just plain cute! Hover your mouse over that pic to instantly share on Facebook for LIKEs & Comments.

When Koala’s Fight…

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Well that escalated quickly! Could you believe those noises?!?! That. Was. Insane. Share with your Facebook friends and see what they think of this craziness.

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Drummer Kitty, Class Problems, & Shareable Status Posts

April 24, 2012

Get more LIKEs, share these…

Shareable Status Posts for Facebook:

  • Saving text messages on your phone that make you smile.  (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • I’ve got a time machine. I get in and it takes me seven hours into the future. I call it… bed.
  • Rawwrrr means I love you in dinosaur. Everyone knows that, silly.
  • I wish my eyes could take pictures.
  • When I’m in an elevator with other people, I just stare at them the entire time so that the ride isn’t awkward.
  • You will never know true happiness until you have truly loved, and you will never understand what pain really is until you have lost it.
  • I sprayed mosquito repellent on a mosquito. Now he’ll never have any friends.
  • I wouldn’t have to manage my anger… If people could learn to manage their stupidity. (198+LIKEs & 29Shares in 3 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • I love everybody. Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid. And some I’d love to punch them in the face.
  • It’s funny how you can do nice things for people all the time and they never notice. But, once you make one mistake, it’s never forgotten.
  • Oh no. Is that ______ ? OMG! WALK WALK WALK…..
  • That awkward moment when you think someone was waving at you, so you wave back, then play it off like you were just scratching your head.
  • A kick in the balls is over 9000 del (units) of pain, which is like giving birth to 160 kids and fracturing up to 3200 bones at a time.
  • Sometimes second chances work out better than the first, because we learn from our mistakes.
  • If you put your finger in your ear and scratch it sounds like you’re playing Pac-Man.  (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Be careful who you call your friends. I’d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.

Funny Status of the Week:

Funny Status of the Week

Well played sir, well played! What’s the most creative way you’ve solved a problem recently???

This cat was born to play the drums…

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Kitty holds the beat down pretty good there. Share that talented cat w/your FB buddies for some LIKE love.

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