You are here: Home / Archives for Facebook Status Updates

Awesome Jump, Nap-Time, & TOP Status Updates

January 17, 2012 Leave a Comment

Be a local celebrity share these…

Top Facebook Status Updates:

  • When you post a funny status and there’s that one person who ruins it by saying something serious.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • *Press a toy in the store* *won’t stop making noises* Walk away, walk away.
  • Cursing can help relieve pain by 50% percent.
  • I lost sixty pounds in two seconds with diet and exercise and Photoshop.
  • Good looks attract the eyes. Good personality attracts the heart.
  • Plan to be spontaneous – tomorrow.
  • What if there were no hypothetical questions?
  • Crazy Fact… People born in 1994-1999 have lived in three decades, two centuries, and two millenniums. & they are not even 18 yet. (115+Likes in 7 mins – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Killing time murders opportunities.
  • “You break it, you buy it.” Hell no. I break it, slowly leave it there & awkwardly walk away.
  • Dear future boyfriend/girlfriend, where the hell are you?
  • The key to human happiness lies within our own state of mind, and so too do the primary obstacles to that happiness.
  • They say talk is cheap, I guess that’s why I bought every word you said.
  • Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.  (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • I’m great at remembering names. I just don’t remember which one’s yours. ツ

This brings Nap-Time a whole new meaning:

Nap Time

Makes me want to nap! Post to your FB wall and see what your friends think of this adorably cute duo.

Is this guy crazy or awesome? You decide…

YouTube Preview Image

I’m going with AWESOME on that one! Share with your Facebook friends on your page and watch the LIKEs & Comments parachute in.

If you’d like more funny statuses, hilarious pictures, and amazing videos… Simply, “Like” our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App. Try our awesome FREE Facebook App  for 100k+ Facebook statuses to choose from.

Filed Under: Facebook Status Updates Tagged With: , , , , ,

Hanging Out in NYC, Best Buddies, & Funny Statuses

January 16, 2012 Leave a Comment

Get more LIKEs, share these…

Funny Status Updates for every occasion:

  • If someone says “I love you,” and you don’t feel the same way, say “I love Youtube” really fast.   (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • Lazy Rule 1: If you drop an ice cube just kick it under the refrigerator.
  • Take mentos. Freeze them . Offer friend a diet coke. Put mentos-ice into their drink. After a few minutes, watch their drink explode.
  • Ask yourself this question: “Will this matter a year from now?” Don’t sweat the small stuff.
  • Miss a phone call. Call back thirty seconds later. They don’t answer.
  • Wanna email someone. Accidentally press send. Try to cancel message. “Message sent!”
  • If this status was a “scratch N’ sniff” , it’d smell like bacon.  (85+Likes in 12 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • I put LOL, LMAO, LMFAO. But I sit there with a straight face.
  • Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies is the main reason why I have trust issues.
  • Cool Fact: You can’t hum if you plug your nose!
  • Dear cellphone companies, please invent an “unsend my text” option.
  • Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.  (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left then turn to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.

Oh, just hanging out….

Hanging Out in NYC

Wow! That guy is absolutely nuts. Share with your FB friends and see what they think of this craziness.

Puppy Boxer makes a bunch of new friends…

YouTube Preview Image

Ah, the animal kingdom is such a beautiful world. Post that video to your Facebook wall and watch the LIKEs pour right in.

If you’d like more funny statuses, hilarious pictures, and amazing videos… Simply, “Like” our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App. Use our amazing FREE Facebook App  for 100k+ Facebook statuses to choose from.

Filed Under: Facebook Status Updates Tagged With: , , , , , ,

Pranksters, Waiting Game, & Funny Statuses

January 13, 2012 Leave a Comment

Enjoy the weekend! Share these…

Funny Status Updates:

  • Life’s like a bird, it’s pretty cute until it dumps on your head. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • Yes I’ve made mistakes, life doesn’t come with instructions.
  • A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
  • It’s okay to be ugly…but aren’t you overdoing it?
  • Twitter = Unfollow, Facebook = Unfriend, You = Unforgettable.
  • If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
  • Ninja Mode is not a plausible excuse for not being seen at work.
  • Having sarcastic conversations with yourself when people are ignoring you.
  • LIKE if you yell at your phone or computer as if it can actually understand you.   (103+Likes in 6 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Sadly, no matter how many times you say “okay”, your parents will keep talking..
  • If you have a choice between me and her, choose her because if you really loved me there wouldnt be a choice.
  • There will always be a song in our playlist which we always skip, but never delete.
  • There comes a time in life when you have to let go of all the pointless drama and the people who create it.
  • That moment when YOU HEAR A SONG AND EVERY word describes your situation perfectly.
  • A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.
  • The mind needs exercise, just like the body. That’s why I’m thinking about jogging.  (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • That awkward moment when you realize you’ve kept talking after the call dropped out.

The Waiting Game…

Waiting Game

LOL, how awesome is that? Guy is going to wait it out :) Post to your FB wall and see what your friends think.

EPIC Prank gone Awesome?

YouTube Preview Image

Share with your Facebook friends and watch the funny comments & LIKEs roll in.

Need more funny statuses, awesome pictures, and epic videos? “Like” our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App. Use our great Facebook App  for 11,001+ more Facebook status updates! Have a great weekend we’ll see you Monday for more Funny Status Updates!

Filed Under: Facebook Status Updates Tagged With: , , , ,

Reporter Screams, Aquarium Pic, & EPIC Statuses

January 12, 2012 Leave a Comment

Get more LIKEs share these…

EPIC Statuses for Facebook:

  • Admit it, once in your life, you’ve tried to guess someone’s password & .. you failed.   (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • Oh sorry, that was an accident..I meant to hit your face!
  • Who says nothing is impossible, I have been doing nothing for years.
  • It’s not a lie if you believe it. It’s no mistake if it’s always repeated.
  • Avoid hangovers: stay drunk.
  • Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a brighter day. (306+Likes in 15minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Touch my food and suffer the consequences.
  • Sweat is fat crying.
  • The awkward moment when you look both ways down a one way street.
  • Popeye was a lonely sailor. No wonder he had such big forearms.
  • Coughing in front of smokers to make them feel guilty.
  • I’m not paranoid, but everyone thinks I am. (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • I hate when I’m alone in a dark room and my brain goes, “You know what’s a good movie? Paranormal Activity”

Photobombed @ the local Aquarium:

Aquarium Photobomb

Well that is a particularly funny looking sea creature! Certainly is a happy fella’ post to your FB wall  (Source: IMGUR)

Awkward Reporter Screaming…

YouTube Preview Image

LOL! How hilarious is that scream!?!? Share with your Facebook friends and see what they think of that ridiculousness.

If you’d like more funny statuses, hilarious pictures, and amazing videos… Simply, “Like” our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App. Use our amazing FREE Facebook App  for 100k+ Facebook statuses to choose from.

Filed Under: Facebook Status Updates Tagged With: , , , ,

Panda Coffee, Acrobatic Superstar, & Funny Statuses

January 11, 2012 Leave a Comment

Get more LIKEs share these…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • You’re just like Monday, nobody likes you. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • We have so much in common. You want to travel..I want you to go.
  • Feeling like an idiot when people scream your name and you can’t find them.
  • When I say “the other day”, it can mean any time up to a year ago.
  • That awkward moment when a little kid stares at you like you have done something wrong.
  • Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
  • My head says, “Go to the gym.” but my heart says, “stay on the internet forever and eat!” (126+Likes in 15minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • I bought a bag of chips. Not half a bag of air.
  • Obama said- “Yes we can!” but I said “Yes weekend!”
  • Real situations always expose fake people.
  • LIKE if you have like 50 t-shirts but you only wear 7 of them and complain that you have no clothes…
  • Girls love bad boys. Women love good men….
  • I hate it when I’m in a awkward situation and I can’t find a twix.
  • Flushing a toilet may be one of the most rewarding things you can do in life.
  • They say, “keep your friends close and your enemies closer.” The problem is, nowadays you can’t tell them apart.
  • The awkward moment when you can’t read your own handwriting and you’re like “WTF did I just write?!”
  • In the future, you’ll be able to accurately predict your past. (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • There’s a difference between what we look for, what we settle for, and what we are meant for.

The “Panda Coffee” to end all Coffee pictures…

Panda Coffee

Who doesn’t enjoy a fresh Panda in their morning brew? Post to your FB wall and see what your friends think of this adorable little guy.

Now, I’ve seen a lot of things on the internet but this is just plain ridiculous…

YouTube Preview Image

How is that even humanly possible? That is absolutely nuts! Share that on FB and watch the LIKEs pile in.

Get more funny statuses, hilarious pictures, and amazing videos… Simply, “Like” our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App. Use our amazing FREE Facebook App  for 100k+ Facebook statuses to choose from.

Filed Under: Facebook Status Updates Tagged With: , , , ,
« Older Posts
Newer Posts »