LIKEable Status Updates for Facebook:

• Who else had one of those pens with a million colors, and tried to push all the buttons at once? (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
• There is NEVER a valid reason to like your own status on Facebook.
• Hardest thing ever? Controlling your laughter at serious times.
• A wise man may look ridiculous in the company of fools.
• I just checked a height/weight chart and found out that I am 4 inches too short.
• I’ll open every other device I own for batteries, long before I even consider buying new ones
• When I met you, I got this tingling sensation….then I realized my phone was on vibrate.  (190+LIKEs in 11 mins – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
• The superhuman strength I acquire trying to avoid a second trip to bring in groceries is astonishing.
• Video games do not make kids violent, lag does.
• If you could kick the ass of the very person responsible for your troubles, you wouldn’t be able to sit down for a month.
• Trying to kill a spider but I missed, then I say to myself: “It’s gonna kill me in my sleep.”
• ☐ Single. ☐ Taken. ☑ Helping Mario get Peach back
• Making your friend watch your favorite show with you and paying more attention to their reaction than to the actual show.
• Please don’t ever change! I always want to be better than you. (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
• If it weren’t for law enforcement and physics, I would be unstoppable.

Staying Warm during Winter:

Old Spice, You’ve Done it Again…

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And, the award for most successful viral video campaign goes to Old Spice! Post to your Facebook Timeline and watch the powerful amount of LIKEs that come in :)

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

• Nobody’s phone is ever off. They’re lying. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
• Google must be a woman, it knows everything.
• I don’t like people who can’t make fun of themselves. It just makes more work for me.
• You know you’re invisible when the automatic faucet rejects you.
• Someone needs to invite a alarm clock that emits the smell of bacon.
• I hate when people only respond to the last part of your text and leave the first & middle part unanswered.
• The first thing you say at the drive thru windows is, “Lemme get uhhhhhhhhhmmm.”  (109+LIKEs in 7 mins – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
• I force my dog to watch animal abuse commercials just to show him how good he has it.
• More often than not, the thrill of a Facebook friend request dies upon discovering who it is.
• I haven’t been ignoring you. I’ve been prioritizing you.
• What I hate most about Twitter: finishing a good tweet, having -1 characters left, and then having to decide which grammar crime to commit.
• Don’t you know it’s rude to talk while I’m interrupting?
• If I ran the country, things would be a lot better. Well…for me anyway.  (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
• You can do nice things for people all the time & they never notice.But once you make one mistake, its never forgotten.

Cuteness Overload:

My heart may have just melted! Post to your Facebook Timeline or Pinterest account and watch the LIKEs come on in.

Singing  Your Fast Food Order @ Sonic:

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Pretty stellar performance! Bravo, very creative and probably scored some bonus fries. Share with your FB friends and see how many comments/LIKEs this video scores you!

Great Status Updates for Facebook:

• No, I’m not funny. I’m just really mean and everyone thinks I’m joking. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
• When someone appears in your dreams, it means that person misses you.
• Do something awesome, no one sees it. Do something embarrassing, everyone sees it.
• I wish it was socially acceptable to wear sweatpants all the time…
• If I make a mistake while typing a password, I erase the whole password and retype it.
• #<( ‘-’< ) I was going to give you this waffle, ( >’-’ )># but then I was like, ( >’#'< ) I’m hungry ( >’-'< ) so I ate it.
• If a tomato is a fruit, then isn’t ketchup technically a smoothie?  (99+LIKEs in 8 mins – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
• I secretly like days when none of my facebook friends have birthdays.
• So long as we are under the control of disturbing emotions, real happiness is hard to find.
• Humans are the only creatures on earth that will cut down trees, make paper, then write “SAVE TREES” on them.
• Saying bye to someone… then staying online for another 2 hours.
• Forecast for tonight: Dark. (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
• If you’re trying to wake me up in the morning, be prepared for a fight!

He’s got a point…

Ha! Well, I never really thought of it that way. But, now that you mention it, very true. Post to your TIMELINE and watch the LIKEs get pushed right in.

Flying People in New York City:

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Could you imagine seeing that in person?!? LOL, I’d freak out! Ask your friends what they think of this crazy viral marketing video. You’re bound to get a few LIKEs & Comments off this one.

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

• If you never jumped from couch to couch as kid to avoid the lava, then you missed out on childhood. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
• Life is too short to worry about stupid things. Have fun. Fall in love. Regret nothing, and don’t let people bring you down.
• My biggest fear is to look out my window at night and see someone staring back at me.
• If I still reply to your one word text messages you’re special.
• That awkward moment when you’re laughing so hard, you accidentally hit your head on something..
• iPhone > Android > Land line > Typewriter > 2 cans with a string > Message in a bottle > Pigeon with a note taped to it > Blackberry
• No I havent met Mr. Right yet, but I have met Mr. Fake, Mr. Rude, & Mr. Player.
• *Food hits floor* Little Germs: “Let’s get it!”King Germ: “No, we must wait 5 seconds!” (265+LIKEs in 6 mins – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
• The 3 most common lies on the internet: 1) I have read and agreed to the terms of service. 2) Status: Offline. 3) I am over 18.
• If you aren’t happy being single, you’ll never be happy in a relationship. Get your own life first, then share it.
• How school works: 2+2=4. Homework: 2+4+2=8. Exam: John had 4 apples. He eats one and gives one to a friend. Calculate the Suns mass
• If things around you dont change, change the thing you’re around.
• Instead of “lol” I put “lsimhbiwfefmtalol” Laughing silently in my head because it wasn’t funny enough for me to actually laugh out loud.
• Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet? That thing hurts! (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )

Adorable Kitty is ADORABLE!

If you share that and it doesn’t get LIKEd something is wrong with your friends.

This girl can say any word backwards within 3 seconds…

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How EPIC was that?!?! She’s a genius! Share with your Facebook friends and watch the LIKEs & Comments fly in!

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Good Status Updates for Facebook:

• Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in real life. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
• Ever drive somewhere, completely zoned out, and wonder, ‘How the heck did I just get here?’ Then start freaking out about how many red lights you must have ran. Yeah, happens all the time.
• PROFILE PICTURES: What people want other people to think they look like. TAGGED PICTURES: What they actually look like.
• Don’t talk about yourself so much… we’ll do that when you leave.
• How the heck does everyone find me on Pinterest? Seems like everyone is following me… CREEPY!
• It’s easy to fall asleep in class, but hard to fall asleep in my bed.
• The older the Facebook post, the creepier your “like” becomes.  (221+LIKEs in 4 mins – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
• There will always be a song in our playlist which we always skip, but never delete.
• *Ignores phone call* -Text them- “You called me?”
• You call them free samples; I call them a free all-you-can-eat buffet.
• “We have a history” sounds a lot better than “we used to hook-up and now it’s awkward.”
• I only party on 2 occasions. 1. When it’s my birthday 2. When it’s not…
• When in doubt, answer the question with another question. (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff ) 
• Somebody tell me when did bathrooms become photo booths?

11,001+ More Status Updates for Facebook…

Share the picture below  with these instructions:

1. Stare at the red dot on the girl’s nose for about 30 seconds.
2. Turn your eyes towards the wall/roof or somewhere else on a plain surface.
3. Keep blinking your eyes quickly!

What a cool mind trick! Share with your Facebook friends and watch their reactions.

What in the world is going on through this guys head???

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LOL, I can’t believe that guy just took the middle lane, with snow, like it was nobodies business. I mean, sometimes I feel like doing that… but, this guy actually did it. Crazy! Post to your Timeline and see what your FB friends think of this certified nut job.

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