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Flying People, Pool Pusher, & Great Facebook Statuses

January 31, 2012 Leave a Comment

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Great Status Updates for Facebook:

  • No, I’m not funny. I’m just really mean and everyone thinks I’m joking. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • When someone appears in your dreams, it means that person misses you.
  • Do something awesome, no one sees it. Do something embarrassing, everyone sees it.
  • I wish it was socially acceptable to wear sweatpants all the time…
  • If I make a mistake while typing a password, I erase the whole password and retype it.
  • #<( ‘-’< ) I was going to give you this waffle, ( >’-’ )># but then I was like, ( >’#'< ) I’m hungry ( >’-'< ) so I ate it.
  • If a tomato is a fruit, then isn’t ketchup technically a smoothie?  (99+LIKEs in 8 mins – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • I secretly like days when none of my facebook friends have birthdays.
  • So long as we are under the control of disturbing emotions, real happiness is hard to find.
  • Humans are the only creatures on earth that will cut down trees, make paper, then write “SAVE TREES” on them.
  • Saying bye to someone… then staying online for another 2 hours.
  • Forecast for tonight: Dark. (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • If you’re trying to wake me up in the morning, be prepared for a fight!

He’s got a point…

Pool Push

Ha! Well, I never really thought of it that way. But, now that you mention it, very true. Post to your TIMELINE and watch the LIKEs get pushed right in.

Flying People in New York City:

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Could you imagine seeing that in person?!? LOL, I’d freak out! Ask your friends what they think of this crazy viral marketing video. You’re bound to get a few LIKEs & Comments off this one.

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Backwards Words, Adorable Kitty, & Funny Statuses for Facebook

January 30, 2012 Leave a Comment

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • If you never jumped from couch to couch as kid to avoid the lava, then you missed out on childhood. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • Life is too short to worry about stupid things. Have fun. Fall in love. Regret nothing, and don’t let people bring you down.
  • My biggest fear is to look out my window at night and see someone staring back at me.
  • If I still reply to your one word text messages you’re special.
  • That awkward moment when you’re laughing so hard, you accidentally hit your head on something..
  • iPhone > Android > Land line > Typewriter > 2 cans with a string > Message in a bottle > Pigeon with a note taped to it > Blackberry
  • No I havent met Mr. Right yet, but I have met Mr. Fake, Mr. Rude, & Mr. Player.
  • *Food hits floor* Little Germs: “Let’s get it!”King Germ: “No, we must wait 5 seconds!” (265+LIKEs in 6 mins – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • The 3 most common lies on the internet: 1) I have read and agreed to the terms of service. 2) Status: Offline. 3) I am over 18.
  • If you aren’t happy being single, you’ll never be happy in a relationship. Get your own life first, then share it.
  • How school works: 2+2=4. Homework: 2+4+2=8. Exam: John had 4 apples. He eats one and gives one to a friend. Calculate the Suns mass
  • If things around you dont change, change the thing you’re around.
  • Instead of “lol” I put “lsimhbiwfefmtalol” Laughing silently in my head because it wasn’t funny enough for me to actually laugh out loud.
  • Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet? That thing hurts! (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )

Adorable Kitty is ADORABLE!

Adorable Kitty

If you share that and it doesn’t get LIKEd something is wrong with your friends.

This girl can say any word backwards within 3 seconds…

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How EPIC was that?!?! She’s a genius! Share with your Facebook friends and watch the LIKEs & Comments fly in!

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Crazy Driver, Mind Tricks, & Good Status Updates

January 27, 2012 Leave a Comment

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Good Status Updates for Facebook:

  • Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in real life. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • Ever drive somewhere, completely zoned out, and wonder, ‘How the heck did I just get here?’ Then start freaking out about how many red lights you must have ran. Yeah, happens all the time.
  • PROFILE PICTURES: What people want other people to think they look like. TAGGED PICTURES: What they actually look like.
  • Don’t talk about yourself so much… we’ll do that when you leave.
  • How the heck does everyone find me on Pinterest? Seems like everyone is following me… CREEPY!
  • It’s easy to fall asleep in class, but hard to fall asleep in my bed.
  • The older the Facebook post, the creepier your “like” becomes.  (221+LIKEs in 4 mins – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • There will always be a song in our playlist which we always skip, but never delete.
  • *Ignores phone call* -Text them- “You called me?”
  • You call them free samples; I call them a free all-you-can-eat buffet.
  • “We have a history” sounds a lot better than “we used to hook-up and now it’s awkward.”
  • I only party on 2 occasions. 1. When it’s my birthday 2. When it’s not…
  • When in doubt, answer the question with another question. (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff ) 
  • Somebody tell me when did bathrooms become photo booths?

11,001+ More Status Updates for Facebook…

Share the picture below  with these instructions:

1. Stare at the red dot on the girl’s nose for about 30 seconds.
2. Turn your eyes towards the wall/roof or somewhere else on a plain surface.
3. Keep blinking your eyes quickly!

Crazy Mind Trick

What a cool mind trick! Share with your Facebook friends and watch their reactions.

What in the world is going on through this guys head???

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LOL, I can’t believe that guy just took the middle lane, with snow, like it was nobodies business. I mean, sometimes I feel like doing that… but, this guy actually did it. Crazy! Post to your Timeline and see what your FB friends think of this certified nut job.

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Best Wedding Dance, Sneaky Dog, & Funny Statuses

January 26, 2012 Leave a Comment

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • Leaving Facebook is the adult version of running away from home: you’re only doing it for attention, and everyone knows you’ll be back.   (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • We should put a jealous women in charge of the FBI. They can uncover ANYTHING.
  • When you were little, “I’m going to tell your mom” was the scariest sentence ever.
  • The problem with reality is lack of background music.
  • My Girlfriend is Like a Unicorn …. I don’t have one.
  • When I’m upset, I use one word answers.
  • When your teacher gives a 20 minute speech about not wasting time.
  • After I put on pajamas, nothing else is going to be accomplished.
  • That awkward moment; when no one else is laughing, except for you and you can’t stop.  (193+LIKEs in 7 mins – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • The biggest lie I tell myself is “I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it”
  • Why does mineral water that “has trickled through mountains for centuries”, have a ‘use by’ date?
  • I’m a psychic amnesiac. I know in advance what I’ll forget.
  • Yes, I dance in my car. Yes, I see you staring at me. No, I do not care.
  • I have to take my paycheck to the bank. It’s too little to go by itself. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff ) 
  • *Internet Connection Fail* ❒ Wait Patiently ✔ Click the refresh button a million times!

Sneaky Dog knows more than he leads on…

Sneaky Dog

You’re home early! LOL :) Post to your Timeline and watch the funny reactions pour in.

Best Wedding Dance Ever??

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We’ve seen a ton of funny dance videos but, this might be one of the best! Share on your FB wall and see what your friends think of this classic video.

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Funny Cat, Classroom TV, & LIKEable Status Updates

January 25, 2012 Leave a Comment

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LIKEable Status Updates for Facebook:

  • That awkward moment; when no one else is laughing, except for you and you can’t stop.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • Imagination is intelligence having fun.
  • People with a Bluetooth look like they’re communicating with Douchebag Mission Control.
  • That one friend who always kills the moment.
  • I don’t want to be a grownup anymore. There is too much paperwork.
  • NO, you don’t have “haters”. People just don’t like you. Get over yourself.
  • The number one song on the day I was born is “who cares” by the waste of times.
  • NERD WEDDING: Instead of saying “I do.”
    They say “I accept the terms & conditions.”  (241+LIKEs in 4 mins – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • I walk around in circles when I talk on the phone.
  • It’s hard to be fit as a fiddle, when you’re shaped like a cello.
  • Who sings the Party Rock Anthem?” “LMFAO.” “Wait . . . what’s so funny?!”
  • No one likes a liar. (Besides the pretty, little ones).
  • Sending a risky text & thinking.. “Oh god, they hate me,” if they don’t respond within 30 seconds.
  • There is always something to be thankful for. If you can’t pay your bills, you can be thankful you are not one of your creditors.
  • Independent: How we want our children to be for as long as they do everything we say.  (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff ) 
  • 1. Open fridge. Nothing to eat. 2. Open cabinets. Nothing to eat. 3. Lower standards and repeat.

Anyone else remember this???

Classroom TV

Ah, those were the days! Share on your Facebook wall and see if your friends remember these days.

13 Seconds of pure funniness…

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Dawwwwww now that’s hilarious! Light that up on your Facebook Timeline and watch the LIKEs shine right in :)

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