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		<title>RIP Steve Jobs (February 24, 1955 – October 5, 2011)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2011 03:42:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>2funny4u</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Rest In Peace Steve Jobs]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rest In Peace, Mr. Jobs. Thank you for all the wonderful innovations.  You left the world a better place.]]></description>
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<p><strong>Rest In Peace, Mr. Jobs. Thank you for all the wonderful innovations.  You left the world a better place.</strong></p>
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		<title>BREAKING: Facebook to Charge $4.01/month Per Profile.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Apr 2011 03:18:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>2funny4u</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Facebook News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Charge for Facebook]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Facebook Fee]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Is Facebook Free]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[New Facebook Costs]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Bad news folks, the day we&#8217;ve always dreaded is here. It was announced earlier today that  Facebook plans to start charging per profile. This may come as a shock to many members of the social network who have vowed to never pay for service. From the Press Release: Palo Alto, CA Today, Facebook is proud [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bad news folks, the day we&#8217;ve always dreaded is here. It was announced earlier today that  Facebook plans to start charging per profile. This may come as a shock to many members of the social network who have vowed to never pay for service.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.funnystatus.com/images/mark-zuckerberg.jpg"><img title="Mark Zuckerberg Announces Pay for Facebook" src="http://www.funnystatus.com/images/mark-zuckerberg.jpg" alt="Charge for Facebook" width="280" height="186" /></a></p>
<p><strong>From the Press Release:</strong></p>
<blockquote><p><strong>Palo Alto, CA</strong></p>
<p>Today, Facebook is proud to announce the new <strong>&#8220;<em>Premium Profile</em>&#8220;</strong> feature. For the affordable price of $4.01/month per profile users will experience a new level of Facebook. This will help offset the growing cost of services provided to users and assure the social network continues it&#8217;s growth potential. Users will be given the opportunity to opt-out and beginning summer 2011 it will become a mandatory requirement for all users including businesses and organizations.</p></blockquote>
<p>Not all is lost friends, we&#8217;re beginning to come around to this idea. In theory, all of the &#8220;bad&#8221; things on Facebook could be eliminated because of this fee. There could be less advertising, better privacy, and more features. Plus, we can finally hold their customer service accountable for all the random bugs that pop up. Ultimately, this may be a good thing for Facebook. And, who honestly doesn&#8217;t have an extra $4.01 to spare per month?</p>
<p><strong>What do you think of this?</strong></p>
<p><strong>[polldaddy poll="4826319"]</strong></p>
<p>Hopefully this is the beginning of a great new era on Facebook!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.funnystatus.com/images/Facebook-charge.png"><img class="alignnone" title="Facebook is Free" src="http://www.funnystatus.com/images/Facebook-charge.png" alt="Facebook is Free of Charge." width="218" height="27" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>^From the Facebook homepage.</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>PS)Gotcha&#8230;April Fools</strong></p>
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		<title>How to use Facebook Questions.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Mar 2011 04:01:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>2funny4u</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Facebook News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Block Facebook Questions]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Facebook Questions]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hide Facebook Questions]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[How to use Facebook Questions]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Questions for Facebook]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Quora]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Yahoo Questions]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[By now you&#8217;ve probably seen the *hot* new Facebook Questions popping up in your news feed.  The concept is fairly simple&#8230;..  You ask a question and your Facebook Friends and their Friends answer it.  Recently Facebook rolled out the new Questions Feature to all users.  Here is an example: Pretty neat huh?  That&#8217;s an actual [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>By now you&#8217;ve probably seen the *hot* <em>new</em> <strong>Facebook Questions</strong> popping up in your news feed.  The concept is fairly simple&#8230;..  You ask a <em>question</em> and your <strong>Facebook Friends</strong> and their Friends answer it.  Recently Facebook rolled out the new Questions Feature to all users.  Here is an example:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.facebook.com/FunnyStatusUpdate?sk=questions"><img title="Facebook Questions" src="http://www.FunnyStatus.com/images/Facebook Questions.png" alt="Questions for Facebook" width="329" height="301" /></a></p>
<p>Pretty neat huh?  That&#8217;s an actual question you can answer on <em>our <a title="Facebook Questions" href="http://www.facebook.com/FunnyStatusUpdate?sk=questions" target="_blank">Facebook Fan Page</a>.</em></p>
<p>What&#8217;s this going to mean for the social network?  Well, first and foremost your News Feed is going to be flocked with all sorts of questions over the next few weeks.  As brands and pages explore this new feature you&#8217;re sure to be overwhelmed by the new feature.  Don&#8217;t worry, just like &#8220;Places&#8221;, the novelty wears off brands/fan pages will use this less and less.</p>
<p><strong>How to Use Facebook Questions:</strong></p>
<p><strong>Step 1. </strong>Select the Question link from your ‘Status’ box.</p>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.funnystatus.com/images/Questions for Facebook.png"><img class="alignnone" title="How to use Facebook Questions?" src="http://www.funnystatus.com/images/Questions for Facebook.png" alt="How to use Facebook Questions?" width="334" height="85" /></a></strong></p>
<p><strong>Step 2.  (Open-Ended Question)</strong> Currently, there are two types of questions you can ask. The first type is an ‘open ended’ question, where your friends can type their own answer.  To create an &#8216;open-ended&#8217; Facebook question just type out your question in the space provided and then click the <strong>Ask Question</strong> button, or press enter.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.funnystatus.com/images/Example Facebook Question.png"><img class="alignnone" title="Example Facebook Question" src="http://www.funnystatus.com/images/Example Facebook Question.png" alt="Example Facebook Question" width="512" height="130" /></a></p>
<p><strong>Step 2B. (Poll Question</strong>) Want to supply multiple choice answers for your Facebook friends? Simply type out your question, but before you click the <strong>Ask Question</strong> button, click the <strong>Add Poll Options</strong> link.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.funnystatus.com/images/Facebook Questions Poll.png"><img class="alignnone" title="Facebook Questions Poll" src="http://www.funnystatus.com/images/Facebook Questions Poll.png" alt="Facebook Questions Poll" width="514" height="299" /></a></p>
<p>The cool thing about the &#8220;Poll&#8221; feature is you can link it to Facebook Fan Pages by simply typing the name.  It will automatically ask you to choose which Fan Page you&#8217;d like it to link to.</p>
<p>That&#8217;s essentially it!  It&#8217;s super simple to post your own FB Question and invite your friends to answer it.  You&#8217;ll probably be surprised by how many people participate in your mini-poll.</p>
<p><strong>Block / Hide Facebook Questions</strong></p>
<p>Unfortunately there is no way to block Facebook Questions, as of now.  It also will display your name as a person who answered regardless of your privacy settings.  It&#8217;s very possibly Facebook will modify this in the near future and allow you to block/hide the feature.</p>
<p><strong>External Article: Mashable &#8211; <a title="Facebook Questions" href="http://mashable.com/2011/03/27/facebook-questions-for-brands/" target="_blank">Why Facebook&#8217;s New Questions Tool is Good for Brands and Businesses</a></strong></p>
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		<title>Birthday Party canceled after 200,000 people RSVP to Facebook Invite.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Mar 2011 04:07:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>2funny4u</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Facebook News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Birthday Party on Facebook]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Facebook Events]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Privacy Settings]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[We all send out Facebook Event Invites from time to time. Usually for your birthday or perhaps for a friends birthday.  Unfortunately sometimes you get the party crashers who weren&#8217;t invited but RSVP anyway. And, that is exactly what happened to this poor gal&#8230; This funny story comes to us from Australia where a 16-year [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We all send out <strong>Facebook Event Invites</strong> from time to time. Usually for your birthday or perhaps for a friends birthday.  Unfortunately sometimes you get the party crashers who weren&#8217;t invited but RSVP anyway. And, that is exactly what happened to this poor gal&#8230;</p>
<p>This funny story comes to us from Australia where a 16-year old girl canceled her birthday party&#8230;</p>
<p>Not because she is a celebrity but rather because more than 200,000 people unexpectedly accepted her gracious invitation to attend.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.funnystatus.com/images/facebook-birthday.jpg"><img class="alignnone" title="Facebook Birthdays" src="http://www.funnystatus.com/images/facebook-birthday.jpg" alt="" width="320" height="240" /></a></p>
<p>The poor gal, &#8220;Jess&#8221; sent out a Facebook invitation to the party located at her house. Apparently failing to utilize Facebook privacy settings (NOTE: Keep your event private) A 17-year old prankster took advantage of the overly kind invite, and made the whole ordeal viral.</p>
<p>Apparently over 215,000 people responded. After that, Jess sent a message: &#8220;it&#8217;s f***in off.&#8221;</p>
<p>On the original invitation, she told her guests that they could bring friends, and that she &#8220;didn&#8217;t have enough time to invite everyone.&#8221; She asked if friends would do it on her behalf. Guess what? Her friends took her request a little too literally&#8230;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Maybe next year she&#8217;ll learn to use Facebook Privacy options ;)  LESSON LEARNED!</strong></p>
<p>[polldaddy poll="4733173"]</p>
<p>(Source: <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2011/03/15/2011-03-15_teen_forced_to_cancel_sweet_16_party_after_facebook_invite_goes_viral_200000_rsv.html?r=news" target="_blank"><strong>New York Daily News</strong></a>)</p>
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		<title>We LOVE YOU JAPAN!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2011 07:43:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>2funny4u</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Facebook News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Facebook Trends]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Facebook Japan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Japan tragedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Japanese Earthquake]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The world is with you Japan.  In memory of the victims of this recent tragedy please consider changing your Facebook Profile Picture to the Japanese Flag to show your support&#8230; Right Click and select Save-As then upload to Facebook and make one of these your profile picture. Official Support Status: REPOST PLEASE! The world is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>The world is with you Japan.  In memory of the victims of this recent </strong><strong>tragedy</strong><strong> please consider changing your Facebook Profile Picture to the Japanese Flag to show your support&#8230;</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.funnystatus.com/japan-profile-picture.jpg"><img class="alignnone" title="We LOVE YOU JAPAN!" src="http://www.funnystatus.com/japan-profile-picture.jpg" alt="We LOVE YOU JAPAN!" width="123" height="150" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.funnystatus.com/japan-flag-facebook-profile.png"><img class="alignnone" title="We Love you JAPAN!" src="http://www.funnystatus.com/japan-flag-facebook-profile.png" alt="We Love you JAPAN!" width="197" height="197" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.funnystatus.com/profile-picture-japan.jpg"><img class="alignnone" title="Profile Picture Japan" src="http://www.funnystatus.com/profile-picture-japan.jpg" alt="Profile Picture Japan Flag" width="225" height="179" /></a></p>
<p><strong>Right Click and select Save-As then upload to Facebook and make one of these your profile picture.</strong></p>
<p><strong>Official Support Status:</strong></p>
<blockquote><p><strong>REPOST PLEASE! The world is with you Japan. </strong><strong>In memory of the victims of this recent tragedy please consider changing your Facebook Profile Picture to the Japanese Flag to pledge your support</strong><strong>.  Show Japan that the world loves them!</strong></p></blockquote>
<p style="text-align: center;">
<strong><a title="Facebook Search Japan Earthquake" href="http://www.funnystatus.com/SearchFacebook/results.php?search=Japan+Earthquake">Facebook Search : Japan Earthquake</a></strong></p>
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