Welcome to the Splendid Weekend Wrap-Up where we give you an overdose of hilarious content to post to your Facebook/Twitter & share with your social “friends”.  Here you go amigos…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

• Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
•  ♬ ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬ (Download our iPhone App to use cool symbols like this!)
• “Knowledge is power, if you know it about the right person.” – Ethel Mumford
• Complain: To explain your pain for no gain.
• ‘Kidnapping’ is such a strong word. I prefer to think of it as ‘surprise adoption’.
• One night she told me to put out the garbage. I told her “you cooked it, you take it out”. -Rodney Dangerfield
• I did not wake up this morning. I came to.
• Of course I’m out of my mind. It’s dark and scary in there.
• Ear hair is God’s way of telling you it’s time to buy a sports car.
• Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a balanced meal.
• You’re probably wondering why I gathered you all here. So am I.
• Why do guys cheat on the most gorgeous woman with the ugliest creature?

I discovered I scream the same way whether I’m about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

Thanks for coming back friends! Here are some hilarious status updates, pics, and videos for you to share with your FB & Twitter Friends.

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

• I wasn’t sleeping. I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.
• Are people born with photographic memories or does it take time to develop?
• We have so much in common. You want to travel . . . I want you to go . . .
• Why isn’t there some cheap and easy way to prove how much she means to me?
• ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ (Download our iPhone App to write like this!)
• Just on Facebook to see what’s going on, so I won’t be surprised by CNN’s Breaking News.
• Women and tax forms have a lot in common…Men love to cheat on them.
• I have washboard abs. They just have a little laundry on em right now.
• People are funny. They spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t need, to impress people they don’t like. (From our updated daily FB Fan Page)

I’d buy an exercise machine but I’m not in good enough shape to get it up the stairs.

Funny Picture to Post:

Funny Video to Post:

Good times! Alright folks, cya tomorrow for the world famous weekend wrap-up :) Need more funny status updates , pics, and vids? Join our FB Fan Page & Download our 4-star Rated iPhone App.

Wednesday is the funniest day of the week, all stuck in the middle and what not!  Just kidding with you, it’s no funnier than any other day of the week.  Which is why we provide quality hilarious stuff to post to your Facebook just like we do everyday!  Here you go…

*** Download our 4-star Rated iPhone App.  Featuring  1,500+ categorized hilarious status updates you can post direct to your profile and lots more. ***

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

• What a lovely surprise to finally discover how unlonely being alone can be.
• Squirrels – nature’s speed bumps.
• My ex-wife asked me for a present that “goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds” – so I bought her a bathroom scale.
• My misery likes tequila, not company.
• I’m sick of following my dreams I’m just going to ask them where they’re goin and hook up with them later.
• My opinions are my wife’s, and she says I’m lucky to have them. (From our updated daily FB Fan Page)

Hello friends!  Glad to have you visiting.  Here we have some awesome hilarious funny status updates, pics, and videos for you to share with your Facebook friends.  Check it out…

*** Download our 4-star Rated iPhone App.  Featuring over 1,500 categorized hilarious status updates you can post direct to your profile. ***

Funny Status Updates:

• Come to the dark side… We have cookies. (From our uber-popular FB Fan Page)
• The BP oil is seeping into Bedrock. I’ll bet Fred Flintstone is furious.
• Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were.
• I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
• There’s a new device that turns thought to speech. I’ve had that for years now. It’s called alcohol.
• Just read that Facebook has reached 500 million users. Congrats to everyone who helped create history’s largest stalker.  (From Conan OBrien)
• Trust me. Tight fit jeans and loose fit skin are one bad combination.
• I don’t mind running into debt. It’s running into my creditors that’s embarrassing.

This salad would really benefit from more bacon. And less of this green stuff.

Funny Picture to Post:

Do you laugh or slowly make a U-turn when you see this sign?

Funny Video to Post:

*** Download our 4-star Rated iPhone App.  Featuring over 1,500 categorized hilarious status updates you can post direct to your profile. ***

One of my favorite viral videos of all time.  In fact, it was so good they did a Mythbusters Episode on it :)  Awesome stuff.  Alright folks that is it for today.  Check back tomorrow for some more good stuff to post to your Facebook profile.

Happy Monday everyone!  Hope you had a relaxing and fun weekend :)  Here are your funny status updates, pics, and videos to post to your Facebook profile…

*** Download our 4star Rated iPhone App.  Featuring over 1,500 categorized hilarious status updates you can post direct to your profile. ***

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

• When you raise your arms, your B.O can K.O someone. Please, invest in some deodorant.
• The trumpeter blew it while auditioning for the symphony.
• When I say ‘I MISS SCHOOL’ it means my ‘FRIENDS AND THE FUN’ not the ‘SCHOOL’
• Getting older means I no longer have the energy to do many of the things I enjoy in life, for example being awake.
• I remember going on a school field trip, and realizing the bus ride was the best part.
• Edward isn’t a vampire. He lives in a forest, he doesn’t eat people and he sparkles… He’s obviously a fairy.
• Consider power as NOT getting people to obey you but getting people to work in harmony with you with the goal being mutual benefit.
• My body is merely a vessel. A flask, in fact.