June 24th, 2010 is here and if you’re lucky enough your iPhone pre-order is on it’s way to your home :)  In honor of this special occasion we are having a special *Funny Status Updates* (iPhone) release day special.  However, whether you have a new iPhone or old one or even and iPod touch, download our 4-star rated iPhone app!  And if you don’t have any of those devices then just share this update with a friend and make sure to stop back tomorrow for the world famous weekend wrap-up…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook about your new iPhone:

• iOS4 introduces multitasking, folders, books, mail and spell checking. Everything you’ve had in your office for years.
• iPhone 4: Loses bars when you hold it, gets lost in bars when you don’t.
• So it begins: The iPhone 4 shatters like a mofo http://bit.ly/axGtjc
• Can everyone who has an iPhone 4 stop talking about it until the rest of the world has them? Thanks.
• Note : Engadget owner Joshua Topolsky returned his first iPhone in 2007 (http://bit.ly/9ears3).  Now he loves it.
• the US advanced in the worldcup, an earthquake hits the east coast, and the iphone4 is arriving? there’s no way Facebook will survive.
• the… iphone4…. is… so… beautiful… it makes me wanna cry :’)

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The future of the iPhone.

Funny Video to Post:  (Banned iPhone 4 Promo Video / Language Warning )

Alright folks, that is it for the iPhone release date special edition.  Stop by tomorrow for the always popular Weekend Wrap-up!  Thanks!

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Hey there!  Good news, the week is half way over and if you’re one of those glass is half full sort of people – you only got 2 more days till the weekend :) and if you’re one of those glass is half empty sort of ppl you probably work on the weekend!  Here are today’s funny status updates, pictures, and video to post to ur FB:

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

• Most of us can keep a secret. It’s the people we tell it to who can’t.
• My favorite mythical creature:  The Honest Politician.
• When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?
• Without ME, it’s just AWESO. (from our Funny FB Fan Page)
• I really hate people who breathe too hard… I can hear you breathing and that is a problem.
• The winner of the rat race is still a rat.
• Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

Welcome back friends.  Here is what you came here for…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me again, I’m beginning to see a pattern here.
• You know you’re getting older when happy hour is a nap.
• If aliens are smart enough to travel through space, why do they keep abducting the dumbest people on Earth?
• A true friend thinks you’re a good egg even though you’re slightly cracked. (from our FB Fan Page)
• Teenagers drink twice as much as they did 10 years ago. Mind you, they were only aged between 3 and 9 ten years ago.
• I stopped in a German restaurant for a meal. The sauerkraut starter was bad enough, but the wurst was yet to come.

Exceptions prove the rule, and wreck the budget.

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FB just keeps finding new ways to lower my self esteem :(

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Hilarious!   :)  Alright folks, stop by tomorrow for more awesome good stuff to post to ur FB acct.

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Thanks for coming back!  Here you will find the funniest status updates, pictures, videos, links and more to get you and your friends through the week.  Here are your funny status updates for Monday…

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Funny Status Updates for Monday:

• I have to take my paycheck to the bank. It’s too little to go by itself.
• I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It’s the good girls men should be warned against.
• The day when Youtube, Facebook & Twitter combine to form “YouTwitFace” (from our FB Fan Page)
• Please use caution when opening overhead compartments as shift happens.
• “A little lie is like a little pregnancy: it doesn’t take long before everyone knows.” -C.S.Lewis
• Home is where you can say anything you like ’cause nobody listens to you anyway.
• Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor’s office is full of portraits by Picasso.

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Darn it!!!

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Good stuff!  Alright, well thanks for stopping by.  Come back tomorrow for more awesome content to post to your FB.  Need more?  Join our FB Fan page or get our iPhone App.

Alrighty friends, I must warn you, this is one of theeeeee BEST Weekend Wrap-up’s we have ever done.  So sit back, relax, and absorb all that is this HILARIOUSLY funny weekend wrap and the funniness it contains.  Enjoy your weekend & here ya go….

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Funny Status Updates for FB:

• For Sale: Nordic Track, hardly used, call 555-1234, ask for Chubby.
• Every time you open your mouth, some idiot starts talking.
• Be naughty and save Santa the trip.
• It takes money to make money because you have to copy the design exactly.
• Three things happen when you get old. First your memory goes, then… um… um…
• Well, at least the war on the environment is going well.
• I have not failed. I have just found ten thousand ways that will not work.
• Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
• Why must the phrase, “It is none of my business” always be followed by, “but”?

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We’ve all been there.

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Hahahah, just goes to show you should never stop learning :)

Funny Link of the day:   5 Funny Star Wars Status Updates

Here is a bonus video for the weekend….

Who knew Obama got down like that?!?  Hahah!

Have a safe & fun weekend everyone, cya Monday.