Hi There!  Happy Thursday, good news is… a long weekend is in your future :)  Until then check these funny status updates out!

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

• I need a credit card that can afford my lifestyle.
• Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
• Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends. (from our FB Fan Page)
• I don’t believe in miracles. I rely on them.
• If someone calls me fat, I don’t get angry. I just turn the other chin.
• Fairy Tale: A horror story to prepare children for the newspapers.

Thank you for stopping in!  Here are your funny status updates for today…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

• I’d like to help you out, which way did you come in?
• I thought I was wrong once, but it turns out I was mistaken. (from our FB Fan Page)
• You can drink, and you can think, but a real professional never mixes the two.
• I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
• My car talks. It says things like “your door is ajar”, but never anything really helpful like, “there’s a trooper hiding in the bushes.”
• Facebook  is just daycare for adults.
• What is this “patience” of which you speak? ANSWER ME!

It’s difficult to soar with eagles when you work with turkeys.

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If legos had Facebook :)

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Alright folks that is it for today!  Please stop by tomorrow for more funny status updates, pics, and vids to post to ur FB.

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

• Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
• I like “glass half full” type of people. Unless they’re working behind the bar. (From our FB Fan Page)
• Why is a bra singular and panties plural?
• According to the latest reports, there was no truth in any of the earlier reports.
• Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
• Those who jump to conclusions often land in ignorance.
• Wipe your mouth. There’s still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.
• Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

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Welcome to the start of another fabulous week!

Funny Status Updates for Monday:

• Laughter is a smile with the volume turned up.
• I just found out that Facebook is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people.
• A leading authority is anyone who has guessed right more than once.
• I have finally come to the conclusion that Waldo is trying to ditch me.
• Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
• What hair color do they put on the driver’s license of a bald man?

Congratulations you made it to the weekend!  Time to unwind and relax :)  We’re glad to share one of the best Weekend Wrap-Up’s yet…

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

• I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, “I’m going to mop the floor with your face.” I said, “You’ll be sorry.” He said, “Oh, yeah? Why?” I said, “Well, you won’t be able to get into the corners very well.”
• Give peace a chance. Move to a new town and don’t tell your relatives.
• To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
• Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
• I’m too apathetic for a group hug. Let’s do a group shrug.
• To some teams much is given. Of other teams much is expected. This team of Americans has a rendezvous with destiny.

• Don’t bite the hand that feeds you. Not until you’re full anyway.

• Only in a mad world do people queue for an iPhone while looking at queues of people queuing for an iPhone on their iPhones.
• I heard the CEO of AT&T got married recently. The service was great but the reception was terrible.
• “What’s that!! An earthquake?” “YES!! RUN!!!” “OMG, WAIT” *runs to the computer and writes on Facebook* EARTHQUAAAAAAKE!!!

If my plane is about to crash, I doubt I’ll be using my seat as a “flotation device.” More likely, it’s gonna be used as a toilet.

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And that picture is a perfect segway into this video…

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Perhaps the awesomest thing I’ve seen come out of Japan since Pokeman.

Here is a bonus awesome picture to help get you through the weekend:

BP’s new logo.  Well deserved.  Alright folks, that is it for this weekend.  Stop by on Monday for some fresh new status updates, pictures, and videos to post to your FB.

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