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Funny Facebook Status Updates:

• I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!
• The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.
• Crime doesn’t pay…Does that mean my job is a crime?
• Important Message: Conserve your toilet paper – use both sides.
• Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won’t spoil me.
• Someday, we’ll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that’s what He’s getting.

Awesome Facebook Video of the Week:

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Awesome Facebook Picture of the Week:

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Bonus Funny Facebook Status Update:

Consider the daffodil. And while you’re doing that, I’ll be over here, looking through your stuff.

Bonus Awesome Picture:

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Stare at that picture long enough and it might just melt your mind!  That’s it for this week folks.  Cya next week and until then please join our Facebook Fan Page , leave us some comments, and just wait till you see what we have coming!

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Hilarious Facebook Status Updates:

• Everybody hates me because I’m so universally well-liked.
• No man goes before his time……. Unless the boss leaves early.
• Honesty is always the best policy for people who have already given their notice and will never need a job reference.
• Some people’s noses and feet are built backwards. Their feet smell and their noses run.
• Thank you Fergie, for teaching me how to spell glamorous.
• The good news is, we destroyed the Ring. The bad news is, we disrupted a hemisphere’s worth of air travel and two dozen national economies.

I just became the mayor of hating your FourSquare Status Updates.

Funny Facebook Picture To Post:

I knew they were real!

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Facebook Video to Embed:

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Funny Relevant and Consistently Updated Facebook Status Updates:

• Sometimes I wish life was more like a multiple choice test instead of essay.
• Ever Need Inspiration??? Listen To All The People Who Tell You What You CANT/WONT Do…
• Bill Gates tried leaving his new Microsoft “Kin” phone at a bar… It’s still there.
• I’m no volcanologist but has anyone tried throwing in a few virgins?
• Do you think that Ke$ha is named Ke€ha in Europe? Ke¥ha in Japan?
• The total gym dosn’t work out Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris works out the total gym.

I’ve probably learned more from Google than I have from school.

Funny Picture To Post:

Talk about a real Facebook ;)

Funny Video to Post to your wall:

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That guy is CLASSIC!  Don’t forget to join our Facebook Fan Page tons of funny stuff posted there daily.  Even more so than on here.  No joke!

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Funny Facebook Status Updates:

• Replacing the words Strawberry Fields Forever with Beverly Hills Chihuahua is sadly catchy.
• Life is what you make it! Make it great.
• How to print from an iPad. http://bit.ly/bLsefI
• was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.
• Once we had Clinton, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have Bush, no Cash and no Hope.
• Cricket Wireless offers nationwide unlimited talk&text for $30/month with no contracts. No joke text & e-mail all your friends for cheap!
• has been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
• wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.

don’t want buns of steel. I want buns of cinnamon.

Funny Facebook Picture of the day:

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Funny Facebook Video of the day:

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What the heck was that?  For reals?  That was insane!  Hope to cya back here real soon.  Become a Facebook Fan to get more daily unique content.