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Freaky Friday Funny Facebook Status Updates

March 19, 2010

Funny Status Updates:

  • I feel like Morgan Freeman should be the only person allowed to narrate anything.   (Side Note; this is good to use in context with the premier of Life on Discover Channel this Sunday @ 8PM)
  • ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
  • –^v–^v–^v–^v-_____^v–^v–^v– For a second there, I was bored to death
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  • if only life came with a ◄◄ REW ► PLAY ▌▌PAUSE █▌STOP ►► FF

Dude, did you know that you only need to pay $25/month for unlimited talk & text without contracts, not kidding!

Funny Video of the Day:

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Giggity Giggity…. (Quagmire ASCII Art)

March 18, 2010

Copy and paste this into your Facebook Status and let the comments commence.  Trust us, you’ll be like a  hometown hero.  PS) Unlimited Cell phone service for $25/month, no joke.

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Happy St. Patricks Day….

March 17, 2010

Funny St. Patrick Status Updates:

What time do the shenanigans start?

In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God.

An Irishman is the only man in the world who will step over the bodies of a dozen naked women to get to a bottle of stout.

The Irish are a fair people – they never speak well of one another.

General Funny Status Updates:

  • Did you see the Oscars?  I was just wondering if Eddie Murphy won an oscar for playing every character in Precious.
  • The kids next door have challenged me to a water fight… I’m just updating my status while I wait for the kettle to boil.
  • Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

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