Happy Happy Joy Joy! You’ve made it half way through the work/school week. On top of that it’s almost summer (if you live in the Northern Hemisphere). Anyhow you deserve to relax a little bit and spice up your Facebook profile with some awesome new status updates. Oh yah, why don’t you treat yourself to a shopping spree!

Funny Facebook Status Updates:

• “Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils …” – Louis Hector Berlioz
• “They didn’t want it good, they wanted it Wednesday. ” Robert A. Heinlein
• “You have four years to be irresponsible here. Relax. Work is for people with jobs. You’ll never remember class time, but you’ll remember time you wasted hanging out with your friends. So, stay out late. Go out on a Tuesday with your friends when you have a paper due Wednesday. Spend money you don’t have. Drink ’til sunrise. The work never ends, but college does…”” -Tom Petty
• Get unlimited talk/text nationwide for only $30/month from Cricket Wireless.
• If you wear a silly hat, everyone knows who you are.
• One of the best feelings in the world is emptying your pockets in the evening, and knowing you can leave all the junk there until the next day.
• Those who have guinea pigs never have to throw out any vegetables.

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You survived Monday, congratulations.  The bad news is it’s only Tuesday.  The good news is it’s one day closer to Friday.  The even better news is we have some fun-filled and very funny facebook status updates for you today.  Don’t waste too much valuable time on facebook today!  Ya right!

• Procrastination is the greatest laborsaving invention of all time.
• “Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.”  – Homer Simpson
• I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
• If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
• Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I’m halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh man….I could be eating a slow learner.
• For only $30/month get Unlimited Talk/Text Nationwide through Cricket Wireless.

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This is for your work at home types!

If you’re anything like me you probably hate Mondays.  Whether you have school or work it’s just no fun to know that you have at least 5 more days of pain coming up.  Well the good news is that these Funny Facebook Statuses might help you get the week started on a good foot!  Today we dedicate our funny fb statuses to Monday, that dreaded first day of the week:

• “On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.” H Allen Smith
• I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday 22% Tuesday 26% Wednesday 35% Thursday 4% Friday
• Uh-oh. Sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays.
• The world’s full of apathy, but I don’t care.
• Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
• There are only three kinds of people; people who can count and people who can’t.

PS) You should learn to love your job or school.  That’s the key to success you know.  That and ‘everything in moderation’. Cheers!

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If you thought that monday picture was absolutely silly.  Check out our funny monday video choice..

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Some people call it Sunday Funday.  I call it Sunday… Run DAY.  Because you should be running your a$$ off because it’s almost beach/lake season people.  Without further wait, here is the reason why you came here…

Funny Facebook Status Updates:

• ┣▇f͟͞a͟͞c͟͞e͟͞b͟͞o͟͞o͟͞k͟͞▇▇═─™ This drug is very efficient for cases of chronic boredom. Extra doses can lead to addiction.
• Dont you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?
• Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
• is coloring on your wall! ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>
• Have you noticed that the “lol” symbol looks like a drowning guy? i bet hes not laughing out loud.
• Did you know you can get Unlimited cell phone service without a contract or credit check for only $25/month with Cricket Wireless?
• Right now, my bracket is like a drunken one-night stand: sloppy but still doable.  (From Aaron Karo‘s FB page)

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