Funny Status Updates for New Years Eve and New Years Day: Stir the eggnog, Lift the toddy. Happy New Year, Everybody! I’m not making any resolutions this year because I’m still working on the ones from 2003. I’m setting more realistic New Year’s resolutions this year, like never doing anything right and not pleasing my […]
Archives for 2010
Simple Yet Awesome Facebook Profile Hack
We mean “Hack” in the good sense. Meaning, make it look different from all your friends seemingly boring Facebook profile page. It is being proclaimed as “Profile-Maker Art Hack” It’s really neat and will certainly make your profile stick out amongst the masses. That is of course, if you get “in” on the fun before […]
Hilarious Mid Week Laugh Attack
Welcome back friends! Hope you’re having a great week. Hopefully you can ligthen up a friends week with these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) They used to be called Jumpolines until your mom bounced on one back in ’72. […]
Get Tons of Comments & Likes on Tuesday with these Statuses…
Hope you’re having a wonderful Tuesday. Make your friends laugh with these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: We buy things we don’t need, with money we don’t have, to impress people we don’t know. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) God made relatives. Thank God we can choose our friends! Snow Tip: The […]
Ye Olde Funny Statuses for Facebook on Monday…
Hope you had a great Holiday weekend! Get tons of comments/likes from your friends by posting these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) I hate it when someone forgets to cover their mouth when they sneeze and they spray […]
Always get the last laugh…
Make your friends laugh this holiday weekend with these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Don’t judge a book by its movie. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) When astronauts die, the newspapers run an orbituary. When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. I dream of […]