Ya, ya, we know. You need your facebook status updates. Here they are: Sleep is addicting. No buts meow. That’s the law. It’s not so funny meow, is it? Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity. I’m thinking of a number… If you’re a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it’s real […]
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Dude… its WedNesDAY. F-YA. Funny Facebook Statuses for EVERYBODY
Sup peeps. Or should I say TWEEPS? I just wanted to let ya’ll know that I loveeeee you. Thanks for your support of the number one funny facebook status website on the interwebs. Here’s your junk: Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. I don’t know why Wall St. uses bulls and […]
Tasty Tuesdays @ FacebookSTATUS.org
Tuesday is my favorite day of the week… ya know why??? Because Tues comes from the latin word for Sleep-In. Therefore today is Sleep-In day. Not really.. but you could imagine what it would be like if it was! HA! Sorry about that… anyways here are your dirty funny facebook status updates: If you ever […]
Monday Funday – From Funny Facebook Status Update
Welcome to a new week. In order to help you and your friends through this week here are your daily funny facebook status updates: Sorry, I don’t talk to morons before noon. I think I deserve a raise and a new corner office. The Blackberry is just a crappy wanna-be iPhone. When I get bored […]
Thursdizzle fo Shizzle’ Facebizzile Updizziles
Sup my peeps. Ya’ll know what time it is. Time for you to get your dirty yet clever status updates. Funny Status Updates: Define Irony: A bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash. We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then […]
Wednesday Afternoon Status Updates
Humpy day is nearly finished. It’s again almost the weekend! How awesome. Unless you are one of those the glass is half empty sort of people. Then well, you still have 2 days of work or school. Here are your daily clever facebook status updates: This day in 1875, Billy the Kid was arrested for […]