Welcome to the suck.  It is Monday.  More likely known as a school or work day.  However, if you know how to waste time like I do.  Then you know that everyday is a Facebook day.

Here is your daily status updates you lovely people:

• Are you a Coffee or Tea person?
• The movie Benjamin Buttons is the exact same movie as Forrest Gump.
• I think my iPod is pregnant.  Either that or it’s eating too much.
• The lottery is clearly a scam.

Quote of the day:

Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it.  ~Heywood Hale Brown

Video of the day:

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Hey folks, you made it through another crazy work week.  Or if you are a youngin’  you made it through a school week.  Either way it’s the freakin’ weekend baby I’m bout to have me some fun!

Here are your Freaky Friday Funny Status Updates:

• You don’t need to follow Chuck Norris on Twitter, he is already following you.
• I hope you realize that everything you write on Facebook will be available to your kids some day.
• Did you know that the nametag on the woman on the Progressive commercial reads “Flo”?  Excuse me, Flo!
• Boy bands are so passé.
• I heard that Kayne West changed his name to Kayne Bitch.

See you next week for more funny facebook status updates.

Good news is, the week is almost over!  Even better, here are some hilarious, witty, and clever facebook status updates for you to enjoy:

• What happened to the good ole days… Like when Britney Spears would shave her head!
• “And will you succeed?  Yes indeed, yes indeed!  Ninety-eight and three-quarters percent guaranteed.” – Dr. Seuess
• Woke up late at about noon…
• Why so…
• “I haven’t failed, I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.” -Thomas Edison

I haven’t failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.

Video of the day, “Facebook in Reality”:

Website of the day:

http://retrojunk.com/

Hope your Taco Tuesday is going excellent.  Ours is.  Here are some funny facebook status updates to rock your tacos off..

• Chim Chimminy Chim Chim Charoo.
• “I want to know God’s thoughts… the rest are details.” -Albert Einstein
• If I were you then you’d be me and you would have to work this stupid job.
• Did you know, that Jaimee Foxx’s real name is : Eric Marlon Bishop ???
• The average human head weighs about eight pounds.  Mine weighs 30.

Video of The Day:

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