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Funny Facebook Status Update Duex

June 15, 2009

What’s it going to be today… how about these hilarious funny facebook status updates?

  • Monday = suck.
  • I wonder if ET feels really stupid now that cell phones exist?  iPhone Home.
  • I had a dream last night that MLK was having a dream but, instead of civil rights the dream was about a dinosaur named Samsonite.
  • Selling oranges on the side of the road.  Tough economic times call for interesting jobs.
  • Is there any movie/TV-show Hollywood hasn’t remade yet?
  • Who farted?

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Facebook Usernames

June 13, 2009

As Facebook becomes more and more Twitter-like.  They added the bonus feature of being able to have a Username.  With your beautiful new facebook username you can pick a unique 5+letter handle that will supposedly make it easier for ppl to find you.  So next time your at a bar you can tell someone to find you @ Facebook.com/EasySlutBag

Hundreds of thousands of the best Usernames were snatched up in a matter of minutes.  Among them:

Facebook.com/Myspace

Facebook.com/Twitter

Facebook.com/InsertJokeHere

This DIGG Article highlights some good stuff about the new facebook usernames.

Hurry up and pick your unique username today because soon all the good ones will be all gone!

Here is our suggestion for you:  Facebook.com/Akward  (Still available at time of writing!)

With this awesome new feature, we also add a new feature.  “Funny Facebook Usernames” where we will let you know some of the most humorous usernames we encounter.

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Hump day status updates.

June 3, 2009

Funny Facebook Status Updates Anyone?

Ah, you there!  You say you’d like some… Well here ya go little guy:

  • I’m never drinking again…. And this time I mean it.
  • The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.
  • It’s really scary what you can find in your belly button.  It’s time like these I wish I had an outie.
  • If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
  • if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCALATOR = EVERLASTING FUN

Now, if those didn’t provide you a laugh.  Then you are probably just a bad human being in general.

Verry cool time lapse video for you to post a link to:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/72511036@N00/3500258467

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Terrible Tuesday Status Updates…

June 1, 2009

You are 2/5th’s the way through this week.  Keep on trucking and it’ll be Friday before you know it.

Meanwhile steal some Funny Facebook Status Updates from us:

  • Parking spots are the sluts of the garage world.
  • If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
  • Why is the f*ck is the word abbreviation so long?
  • I can’t define irony;but, I know it when I see it.
  • There are only three kinds of people; people who can count and people who can’t.

Link of the day: Nasa Space Shuttle Atlantis launching in High Def.

Share that with your friends they will be blown away.  Don’t forget to tell them you found it @ FacebookStatus.org

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