Crazy Driver, Mind Tricks, & Good Status Updates

January 27, 2012

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Good Status Updates for Facebook:

  • Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in real life. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • Ever drive somewhere, completely zoned out, and wonder, ‘How the heck did I just get here?’ Then start freaking out about how many red lights you must have ran. Yeah, happens all the time.
  • PROFILE PICTURES: What people want other people to think they look like. TAGGED PICTURES: What they actually look like.
  • Don’t talk about yourself so much… we’ll do that when you leave.
  • How the heck does everyone find me on Pinterest? Seems like everyone is following me… CREEPY!
  • It’s easy to fall asleep in class, but hard to fall asleep in my bed.
  • The older the Facebook post, the creepier your “like” becomes.  (221+LIKEs in 4 mins – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • There will always be a song in our playlist which we always skip, but never delete.
  • *Ignores phone call* -Text them- “You called me?”
  • You call them free samples; I call them a free all-you-can-eat buffet.
  • “We have a history” sounds a lot better than “we used to hook-up and now it’s awkward.”
  • I only party on 2 occasions. 1. When it’s my birthday 2. When it’s not…
  • When in doubt, answer the question with another question. (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff ) 
  • Somebody tell me when did bathrooms become photo booths?

11,001+ More Status Updates for Facebook…

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Crazy Mind Trick

What a cool mind trick! Share with your Facebook friends and watch their reactions.

What in the world is going on through this guys head???

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LOL, I can’t believe that guy just took the middle lane, with snow, like it was nobodies business. I mean, sometimes I feel like doing that… but, this guy actually did it. Crazy! Post to your Timeline and see what your FB friends think of this certified nut job.

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Best Wedding Dance, Sneaky Dog, & Funny Statuses

January 26, 2012

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • Leaving Facebook is the adult version of running away from home: you’re only doing it for attention, and everyone knows you’ll be back.   (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • We should put a jealous women in charge of the FBI. They can uncover ANYTHING.
  • When you were little, “I’m going to tell your mom” was the scariest sentence ever.
  • The problem with reality is lack of background music.
  • My Girlfriend is Like a Unicorn …. I don’t have one.
  • When I’m upset, I use one word answers.
  • When your teacher gives a 20 minute speech about not wasting time.
  • After I put on pajamas, nothing else is going to be accomplished.
  • That awkward moment; when no one else is laughing, except for you and you can’t stop.  (193+LIKEs in 7 mins – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • The biggest lie I tell myself is “I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it”
  • Why does mineral water that “has trickled through mountains for centuries”, have a ‘use by’ date?
  • I’m a psychic amnesiac. I know in advance what I’ll forget.
  • Yes, I dance in my car. Yes, I see you staring at me. No, I do not care.
  • I have to take my paycheck to the bank. It’s too little to go by itself. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff ) 
  • *Internet Connection Fail* ❒ Wait Patiently ✔ Click the refresh button a million times!

Sneaky Dog knows more than he leads on…

Sneaky Dog

You’re home early! LOL :) Post to your Timeline and watch the funny reactions pour in.

Best Wedding Dance Ever??

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We’ve seen a ton of funny dance videos but, this might be one of the best! Share on your FB wall and see what your friends think of this classic video.

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Funny Cat, Classroom TV, & LIKEable Status Updates

January 25, 2012

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LIKEable Status Updates for Facebook:

  • That awkward moment; when no one else is laughing, except for you and you can’t stop.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • Imagination is intelligence having fun.
  • People with a Bluetooth look like they’re communicating with Douchebag Mission Control.
  • That one friend who always kills the moment.
  • I don’t want to be a grownup anymore. There is too much paperwork.
  • NO, you don’t have “haters”. People just don’t like you. Get over yourself.
  • The number one song on the day I was born is “who cares” by the waste of times.
  • NERD WEDDING: Instead of saying “I do.”
    They say “I accept the terms & conditions.”  (241+LIKEs in 4 mins – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • I walk around in circles when I talk on the phone.
  • It’s hard to be fit as a fiddle, when you’re shaped like a cello.
  • Who sings the Party Rock Anthem?” “LMFAO.” “Wait . . . what’s so funny?!”
  • No one likes a liar. (Besides the pretty, little ones).
  • Sending a risky text & thinking.. “Oh god, they hate me,” if they don’t respond within 30 seconds.
  • There is always something to be thankful for. If you can’t pay your bills, you can be thankful you are not one of your creditors.
  • Independent: How we want our children to be for as long as they do everything we say.  (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff ) 
  • 1. Open fridge. Nothing to eat. 2. Open cabinets. Nothing to eat. 3. Lower standards and repeat.

Anyone else remember this???

Classroom TV

Ah, those were the days! Share on your Facebook wall and see if your friends remember these days.

13 Seconds of pure funniness…

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Dawwwwww now that’s hilarious! Light that up on your Facebook Timeline and watch the LIKEs shine right in :)

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Fantastic Fishy, Baby Interrogation, & Funny Status Updates

January 24, 2012

More EPIC Statuses for every occasion…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • I’m perfectly happy being single… Until I see a happy couple.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • People that are organized are just too lazy to look for things.
  • Deja Vu – When you think you’re doing something you’ve done before, it’s because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends.
  • Dear toothpaste, I know you’re still in there! Sincerely, still squeezing the tube.
  • I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
  • Congratulations! You always create drama out of absolutely nothing.
  • If she has 500 likes and 400 comments in a photo, what’s missing? Her clothes.
  • LIKE if you have a specific way of eating certain foods.  (213+LIKEs in 3 mins – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • I hate that little line of dirt that I can never get into the dust pan.
  • I work for a living, I don’t live for working.
  • Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
  • I’ve always pronounced duct tape as duck tape.
  • Forgot to go too the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row…. smh
  • Laws are like sausages… it’s better not to see them being made.
  • Remember that there’s always someone cooler, smarter, stronger or prettier than you. That would be me.
  • “You’re like a coin”….”Awwww, valuable?”….”no, two faced”
  • It’s not how good your work is, it’s how well you explain it.  (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff ) 
  • A person hates you for 1 of 3 reasons. 1) They want to be you. 2) They hate themselves. 3) They see you as a threat.

Ah the Fantastic Little Fishy…

Smiley Fish

If that won’t get you some darn Facebook LIKEs, I don’t know what will. Heck, even post it on the trendy new PINTEREST, if you must!

Who’s your favorite???

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What a cutie :) Share with your Facebook friends and see what they think of this adorable little interrogation.

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Lucky Catch, Puppy Snooze, & Great Status Updates

January 23, 2012

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Great Status Updates for Facebook:

  • Facebook needs a “Drama of the day” section in my news feed.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • If Monday had a face I would punch it.
  • When I hear a song that fits my current life situation, I listen to it 24/7
  • “Wow, that is a nice lookin’ pair of Crocs.” Said no one ever.
  • You can NEVER just watch 1 YouTube video.
  • Here’s a bit of advice: a dvi
  • People who create their own drama, deserve their own karma.
  • The older the Facebook post, the creepier your “like” becomes.  (185+LIKEs in 5 mins – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
  • My computer desktop could be on Hoarders.
  • Before Facebook = Twitter. Before Twitter = Myspace. Before Myspace = Life
  • I hate awkward silence over the phone, which is why I’d rather text.
  • A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. A stupid person makes it.
  • Home is where I can look ugly and enjoy it.
  • The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing. (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff ) 
  • Dear Toilet, Please Flush! Please Flush! Please Flush!! Sincerely, At my friend’s house.

Just a lil’ puppy sneaking a snooze, that’s all…

sleeping puppy

Ah-dor-able. Share with your FB Friends and see what they think of this lil cutie :)

Kid gets an unbelievably lucky grab from his super nice brother…

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What a grab! Kids are really motivated by cash these days, LOL! Post to your Facebook page and watch the LIKE’s & Comments fly right in.

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