Cat Ninja, Reindeer KitteHhh, and Weekend Status Updates

May 24, 2013 Leave a Comment

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Weekend Facebook Status Posts:

  1. That awkward moment when you have to stare at a text for five minutes in order to figure out how to reply.
  2. “I wish I knew how to quit you.” -Me, eating chips and salsa.
  3. The original Nintendo is proof that better graphics doesn’t mean a better game.
  4. “No, you’re right.” Said no woman ever.
  5. I often wonder if my parents get overwhelmed by living with a model.
  6. Most people are lucky they can’t hear what I’m thinking.
  7. How I flirt: *Stares from a distance*
  8. Either my Spidey senses are tingling or my butt fell asleep again.
  9. Girls who say, “a lot of guys are after me”, should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.
  10. That awkward moment when you realize you can’t ignore someones message on Facebook anymore because it shows that you’ve read it.
  11. I only woke up because I smelled bacon. There was NO bacon. Guess Biggie was right, it was all a dream.
  12. Everyone has that one friend you just can’t bring anywhere cause they always embarrass you. If you can’t think of who that friend is, it’s you.
  13. How about a Home Alone movie where Macaulay Culkin is the dad and he leaves his kids at home because that’s all he knows?
  14. Avoid parking tickets by leaving your wipers on high.
  15. Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?
  16. People with pierced nipples have no excuse for losing their keys.
  17. People who ask for relationship advice the most take it the least.
  18. To whom it may concern: I need more money and powerASAP thanks!
  19. I wish I had an inspector gadget arm so I could reach out and smack some people from a distance
  20. Just invented the funnest work game ever: while on the phone with a man call him ma’am. Listening to them deepen their voices is hilarious!

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Reindeer Kittehhhhhhhh:

She's an adorable reindeer kitty hybrid.

Dat STARE!

The Craziest Cat NINJA Trick You’ll Ever Seeeeeeeee……

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Cat Ninja goes hard in the paint, what can we say?

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Baby Interrogation, KittEhh Fits, and Statuses Galore

May 23, 2013 Leave a Comment

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Funny Facebook Statuses Galore:

  1. Just ate a whole bag of chips, but it was “reduced fat” so basically it was like going to the gym.
  2. I hope my last words aren’t “What does this thing do?”
  3. That awkward moment when someone skinnier than you says “I’m so fat.” and you stand there like (-_-)
  4. Laughing so hard no noise comes out so you just sit there clapping like a idiotic seal.
  5. I don’t care how old I am. If I lose my Mom in the supermarket I will panic.
  6. Erase the messages, delete the numbers and move on. You don’t have to forget them but just accept that they aren’t that person anymore.
  7. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
  8. “Do you want to try a bite of mine?” “Nope. I ordered what I like.”
  9. A house isn’t a home unless there’s wifi.
  10. Showers: never want to get in, then never wanting to get out.
  11. It’s funny how 1 text, 1 song, 1 mistake, 1 lie, 1 truth, and 1 person could change your mood in 1 second.
  12. If you call shot gun while being arrested it should be respected.
  13. Facebook etiquette: Thou shall not hold a conversation under someone’s status post.
  14. An “ear of corn” looks nothing like an ear.
  15. Does anyone else get bothered by that last inch the shower curtain wont cover?
  16. In my next life, I’d like to come back as someone who has a life.
  17. Fun Fact of the day… A computer keyboard has more bacteria than a toilet seat.
  18. If slow-walkers only knew the pain of the fast-walkers trapped behind them, they may just speed it up a little.
  19. I hate it when you drink water and the ice attacks your face.
  20. My neighbor knocked on my door at three in the morning! Can you believe that? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.

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If I Fits I Sits…

Cute Kitty sits in Cup

What’d you get yourself into this time Kitty??? Dawwwwww, I’ll help you again ;)

Interrogating a Baby:

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What an adorable little one :) Perfect for her debut role in CSI: Sesame Street.

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Real Toy Story, Drifting Cats, & StatusGrams

May 22, 2013 Leave a Comment

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Status Updates for Facebook or Instagram:

  1. The fridge is a clear example that what matters is what’s inside.
  2. My Tupperware lids and single socks are chilling somewhere laughing at me. Jerks
  3. Are we having some drinks, or are we havin’ some DRANKS? I need to dress appropriately.
  4. I love “cereal for dinner nights.”
  5. Marriage is the only legal way to trade cash for sex.
  6. Those of you who say “I’ll sleep when I’m dead” don’t really get how the whole “dead” thing works, do you?
  7. A zombie boyfriend will love you for your brain and not your body.
  8. This world is not going to make any progress until we stop perpetuating the belief that “paper” beats “rock.”
  9. I feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together.
  10. There’s like 7 billion people in this world and I have like 4 friends.
  11. If your girlfriend doesn’t like that bitch, you don’t talk to that bitch.
  12. Girl’s logic: When you like a guy, do nothing about it and expect him to magically know and make the first move.
  13. The only thing worse than having a song stuck in your head for an entire day is not knowing the name of the song.
  14. You think I’m not online.
    But I’m always here.
    Even if I’m not liking/commenting.
    I’m here.
    Scrolling.
    Judging.
  15. If two people are arguing and one person says, “You know what…” that argument is about to get awesome.
  16. At the beginning of a relationship, I wonder if women rub their hands together and say “Let the games begin!”
  17. Damn girl! Do you have 11 protons? Because you are sodium fine.
  18. That awkward moment when your in super deep thought. Then 3 minutes later you realize you are staring directly at someone.
  19. Whoever the fuck thought of the idea for pants with fake pockets should be placed in a mental institution.
  20. Don’t stress the people from your past, there’s a reason why they didn’t make it to your future.

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They are really real…

The toys from Toy Story are real!

I knew it!

Cats Drifting:

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Check out the turning radius on those bad boys! What a thrill :)

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Chihuahua Reaction, River Monsters, & TOP Statuses

May 20, 2013 Leave a Comment

This week on Facebook…

Top Facebook Status Updates:

  1. Those nights when you can’t sleep, you just might be in someone else’s dreams.
  2. A ghost could be humping you right now and you would never know.
  3. They should make Jack Daniels chap stick.
  4. When someone tries to impress you, it means they’re impressed by you.
  5. Advice of the day ; Don’t be a douche.
  6. When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets.
  7. I don’t need a stable relationship, all I need is a stable internet connection.
  8. Dating sites should have a section for people to leave a review for the person they went out with.
  9. That awkward moment when you’re actually telling the truth, but you’re laughing so everyone thinks you’re lying.
  10. Karma has no menu. You get served what you deserve.
  11. Happiness is using an ATM and finding a receipt left by someone with an account balance lower than yours.
  12. Here’s your social security card. It’s paper & has to last you forever. Don’t laminate it. Good luck! -The Government
  13. Do you ever just wanna grab someone by the shoulders, look them deep in the eyes and whisper, “No one gives a crap”
  14. “THIS IS NOT AN ASSIGNMENT YOU CAN DO THE NIGHT BEFORE.” Challenge accepted.
  15. I’d swim across the Ocean for you. Lol, Just kidding. There’s sharks in there.
  16. My ex and I were happy for a long time, but then we met each other.
  17. I don’t need to walk a mile in your shoes. I can see you’re a train wreck from all the way over here.
  18. They say forgive and forget. but never forget why you had to forgive.
  19. I wonder how many Dads name their boy’s Luke just so they can tell him, “Luke, I am your father.”
  20. When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.

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River Monsters to the EXTREME:

River Monsters TV Show

Jeremy Wade bravely poses with the 5ft long goliath tigerfish caught during an expedition up the River Congo in Africa (Source: Imgur) Would you hold that fish???

Chihuahua doesn’t want to take a bath…

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Guess the puppy doesn’t like baths :) but then again, who does?

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