Make someones Day…
12 Good Status Updates for Facebook:
- Please enjoy your day. Not mine.
- If halloween to new years isn’t your favorite time of the year we have a problem.
- Four drinks and I’m using curse words like commas.
- Eat like no one is watching.
- If you forget your hook-up’s name, just take them to Starbuck’s in the morning.
- I’m suspicious of people who don’t like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn’t like a person.
- How can I be expected to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count?
- If you don’t have anything nice to say, say it louder.
- Paper cuts: so small, but so evil.
- If he texts you while he’s with his family, that means he really likes you. Or he just hates his family.
- GF: Babe what are you doing?? BF: Nothing much, really tired just going to sleep now and you sweetheart ? GF: In the club standing right behind you.
- Don’t act like you never waddled across the house to get a new roll of toilet paper with your pants around your ankles.
STupid CAt (one day late for Cat day, but, everyday is Cat day on the internets amirite?)
Ugh, that makes me love muh cat more. They suck but, they sure are loveable!