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Ultimate Drone Save, Police Dogs, & Top 20 Weekend Statuses

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Top 20 Weekend Statuses:

  1. I’ve robbed banks before…and they’re never getting their pens back.
  2. Why are you showing me pictures of your kid if you have a dog?
  3. People with no money sure do have a lot of pot.
  4. Where there are pants, There is sadness.
  5. I think abs are for guys that don’t have the confidence to wear a nice T-shirt to the pool.
  6. When I think of all the money I’ve spent on booze in my life, I wish I had it all back. Imagine all the booze I could buy!
  7. At any given time my wallet is worth more than its contents.
  8. Don’t text and drive. Just pull over until you’re done using your phone. That’s what I do. I’ve been on the side of the road since 2014.
  9. Perfect relationships exist in thoughts, movies, and Facebook timelines.
  10. I am not cut out for the CIA. All the opposing side would have to do is tickle me and I’d spill all our nation’s secrets.
  11. (more…)

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